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SO THIS CHINESE LOOKING GUY GETS ON THE BUS AND ASKS FO H.....and offers me a £20.00 note sorry i say i don't have the change for that(or words to that effect!!!!)the fares only £3.00 and low and behold he finds enough change in his pocket.So would I be correct in thinking he understands English(or at least my version of it)?We get to his destination and people get on and off the bus and off we go....about 20 mins later we arrive in a lovely seaside town and the guy asks me is this h......Oh buggar he's still on the bus and 10 miles past his destination !!!!Tried to flag down the driver going in the opposite direction but he's heard there is still a vacancy on the Mclaren team's grand prix team and thinks he's trying out for it now so he doesn't stop...so ring the office they ring him and hopefully mr Chinaman gets to his destination...two days off now so not a bad day after all !!!