CRISPS

WHY DO PEOPLE THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE A BUS DRIVER YOU DON'T HAVE A BRAIN,EARS OR INDEED ANY OTHER HUMAN ATTRIBUTES? The question came to my mind just the other day when a young woman ,as she got off the bus, remarked to her snotty nosed,dirty looking child"the driver will be angry with you for leaving crisps on the floor of his bus" NOT a thought that she would clear the mess up herself oh no just blame the kid.What the hell was she giving the kid crisps for in the first place,whats wrong with a banana or a nice crisp apple?? Anyway off she got and on we go, now at the next stop on gets a guy that regularly uses the bus and he has a dog with him,nothing unusual about that I hear you say , but THIS dog comes from France and only understands commands in that language but the good thing is that she likes,you guessed it, CRISPS. HOORAY!!!So the day wasn't so bad after all.