LOST

SO THIS CHINESE LOOKING GUY GETS ON THE BUS AND ASKS FO H.....and offers me a £20.00 note sorry i say i don't have the change for that(or words to that effect!!!!)the fares only £3.00 and low and behold he finds enough change in his pocket.So would I be correct in thinking he understands English(or at least my version of it)?We get to his destination and people get on and off the bus and off we go....about 20 mins later we arrive in a lovely seaside town and the guy asks me is this h......Oh buggar he's still on the bus and 10 miles past his destination !!!!Tried to flag down the driver going in the opposite direction but he's heard there is still a vacancy on the Mclaren team's grand prix team and thinks he's trying out for it now so he doesn't stop...so ring the office they ring him and hopefully mr Chinaman gets to his destination...two days off now so not a bad day after all !!!

CRISPS अगेन !!

so here we are Monday morning taking the students to college last week someone kept leaving an empty crisp packet on the floor this morning I say 'anybody left any rubbish on the floor?' 'NO' they say as they leave the bus BUT when i get to have a look,you guessed it, there's an empty packet on the floor,buggar, i won't give up we'll keep the doors closed tomorrow and I'll have a look BEFORE they get off.So what is it with crisps and riding on the bus? So off we go again ,'where's the bus for ....' says the old boy with the suitcase,' 'not for another hour' I reply ' 'well' he says 'where are you going?'I tell him the destination despite the vast amounts of money spent on illuminated signs nobody seems to notice them 'ok' he says 'I'll come with you'As we drive off I hear a tinkling metallic sound that wasn't there before and decide after few miles that its the old boys case banging against one of the poles'I'll move it at the next stop' I think to myself.However no need to do that a lovely lady pulls out in front of me and I have to brake suddenly and the suitcase falls over away from the pole,no more tinkling sound.Wasn't a bad day after all !!!!

CRISPS

WHY DO PEOPLE THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE A BUS DRIVER YOU DON'T HAVE A BRAIN,EARS OR INDEED ANY OTHER HUMAN ATTRIBUTES? The question came to my mind just the other day when a young woman ,as she got off the bus, remarked to her snotty nosed,dirty looking child"the driver will be angry with you for leaving crisps on the floor of his bus" NOT a thought that she would clear the mess up herself oh no just blame the kid.What the hell was she giving the kid crisps for in the first place,whats wrong with a banana or a nice crisp apple?? Anyway off she got and on we go, now at the next stop on gets a guy that regularly uses the bus and he has a dog with him,nothing unusual about that I hear you say , but THIS dog comes from France and only understands commands in that language but the good thing is that she likes,you guessed it, CRISPS. HOORAY!!!So the day wasn't so bad after all.